• The new year is starting to look weird…
  • Well that didn’t work as expected…
  • Going to bed when drunk…
  • Dogin Hood
  • Pick up lines for old people…
  • Hipster Disney Princesses
  • In case you want earrings for the ears on your ears…
  • Whatever…
  • One thing I’ve learned about college…
  • Send me something hot
  • Meh, I guess I’ll just go back inside…
  • You. Put Me Down This Instant.