• Writing this from the hospital…
  • Where’s my desk?
  • A hummingbird made of paper
  • 79 cents
  • Teapot crab
  • There’s a limit
  • Shaving smoothness
  • If your apartment is hit by a dolphin…
  • Alien Spaceship in Stealth Mode
  • Where I think my co-workers are when they don’t show up for work
  • America is for Americans
  • Do Not Press The Red Button