• Never sleep alone…
  • Spiderbro knew…
  • Arguing with my girlfriend…
  • Nutritional first world problem
  • Allow me to just sit here…
  • In the event of a fire…
  • That’ll absolve me of any legal issues…
  • The start of every House episode ever
  • The life of the party
  • When your dog is sniffing something…
  • If I had a third arm this would be it’s primary use
  • Sup dog?