• How I pictured this scene written in The Lord of the Rings…
  • Every goddamn night…
  • Dusty Computer…
  • Pavlov’s dog experiments on Pavlov…
  • Erma answers the phone…
  • You’re bigger…
  • Adopting a dog
  • Thor and his new phone…
  • Please stay with us…
  • Hogwarts, here I come…
  • A photon checks into a hotel…
  • Sharing a cookie