• I’m quitting life to become a burrito…
  • Let me wipe it…
  • The first divorce directly related to the 9/11 attacks…
  • You came to the wrong place…
  • Jack and Johnny
  • The German Turtle
  • Flirtationship
  • Oh, Google…
  • She’s real!
  • Better than no jobs
  • Hey, make this face
  • Sweet dark chocolate