• That’s it, you’re going down!
  • Whenever I call my mom…
  • So hardcore
  • Hamlet bird
  • Atheist sounds
  • Men will get this
  • Bill Gates is better than Batman…
  • Every time I come up with a cool Facebook status…
  • The nation we live in…
  • Every. Single. Night.
  • Public bathroom
  • Bachelors, you know you do this