• You only missed 6 billion 992 million people…
  • Expert Troll Mom…
  • Couldn’t have said it any better…
  • Childhood = punched in the stomach…
  • I’m awkward either way…
  • Aquaman, you suck…
  • Get me into bed…
  • Why are moths drawn to a flame?
  • Because during that moment you’ll read anything…
  • Paranormal Tupactivity
  • When my girlfriend wants to watch her shows…
  • Something’s just not right