• What my day is all about…
  • This holiday season…
  • Human, it’s like you read my mind…
  • Makes you wonder…
  • Let’s face it…
  • One of Microsoft’s biggest lies…
  • When you want to slap someone…
  • They’re strange creatures…
  • Seeing an acquaintance
  • My spoon is too big
  • Well damn…
  • It’s history repeating