• This keeps me awake at night…
  • Birthday pancakes…
  • Why so delicious?
  • You are in for a surprise…
  • How my girlfriend feels when she’s trying to sleep and I want sex
  • T-Rex Hug
  • Poor Rhinoceros
  • Laziness level: Disney
  • When playing Grand Theft Auto…
  • Rolling Stone’s Peter Travers: Worst movie critic ever
  • Who am I?
  • Just a puppy, dreaming about an awesome day at the park