• Today is the mark of a new beginning…
  • Damn Mayans…
  • Go home grammar check. You’re drunk.
  • Potatoes…
  • How can I put it…
  • Instant un-friend
  • Opportunistic dog
  • Oops…dropped the ball
  • Hey, Hermione…
  • HowDoYouDoKen
  • I like you
  • Let’s keep it that way