• I’d read it…
  • There was fresh catnip at the farmer’s market…
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  • Oh, it happened again…
  • Whenever someone calls me ugly…
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  • I’m so gay…
  • The definition of poor
  • My feelings every time I go to work
  • Not bad, Bill
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