• You come and go…
  • Just like a teenage girl…
  • Ultimate library etiquette…
  • Bored ride is bored…
  • How my life works
  • Smiling at the camera…
  • I want a tank
  • Doesn’t work as well in real life
  • If you remember that…
  • Send me something hot
  • Donkey Kong
  • Dating Site Troll