• My laptop wasn’t working…
  • I wish this was my life…
  • What do you have?
  • When the phone rings
  • They speak American in England?
  • So you drink diet soda…
  • If you don’t wake up, you lose your money
  • Power Rangers stereotyping
  • I used to play this game…
  • Checking-in like a boss
  • Okay, poop is coming out…
  • Two of a kind