• Whenever I get to leave early…
  • Overly attached girlfriend…
  • Get back to work
  • No one ever reads this
  • Miss my washer and dryer…
  • Um… seriously what?
  • This guy’s legit…
  • Almost all teenage girls nowadays…
  • Fencing
  • I think it’s windy
  • Seriously dude, commas
  • Dangit