• If you found him…
  • Let fate determine where your money goes…
  • Since we’re taking self shots with big devices…
  • Badass Clint Eastwood
  • To the woman in 209…
  • Adjusting the TV volume…
  • Whenever I call customer service…
  • Purebread
  • Keep the Christ in Christmas
  • See you later!
  • Oh, I see you’re home early
  • A plastic surgeon’s business card