• For those times when life gives you lemons…
  • A daughter you say?
  • Let me make this easy for you both…
  • One glue to rule them all…
  • How the Internet really works…
  • Ferrets wearing turtlenecks
  • F-Bomb
  • Beatle Juice
  • Cut the deck
  • What manner of sorcery is this?
  • Just a fish I caught in the river
  • Too much alcohol…