• Those darn vegetarians…
  • Every time I order something online…
  • God watches Jersey Shore for the first time…
  • A little turbulence…
  • Photoshop day cream
  • I am God
  • Attitude problem
  • As I get older, this is how I feel everyday…
  • Google must be a woman…
  • Simba, is that you?
  • Let’s rob a bank
  • Nothing lasts forever