• That ‘healthy’ bowl of granola…
  • Must have missed that part…
  • We’re in love…
  • Derek, you promised…
  • As a chemistry professor who hasn’t got a raise in 10 years…
  • I stole your eggs…
  • You have to pay for it…
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  • Up we go!
  • Pizza sleeping bag
  • How I imagine Kanye West
  • Crystal Skull Shot Glass