• What’s the coolest thing in your house?
  • Holding doors open for people
  • Everything looks much cooler when you’re wearing leather gloves…
  • Some people can restore your faith in humanity…
  • Made of sand
  • Arguing with my girlfriend…
  • So the cop says…
  • How I react to someone crying…
  • My handwriting
  • My friend listening to my favorite song…
  • Pass the butter…
  • Master troll mom