• Two of each one…
  • Not what he had in mind…
  • Homebed Theater
  • Seriously guys, where’d you get ‘em?
  • One job… one job
  • This should be placed in all restaurants
  • When someone has a witty insult directed at me…
  • Dear Chuck…
  • Those few months of the year that I’m happy
  • A wise man’s words
  • Every morning before I go to work
  • Roommate FYI