• I would crawl in and never come out…
  • The Periodic Table
  • Wiser words were never spoken…
  • Duct tape fixes everything
  • This can’t go wrong
  • Biblical spoiler
  • Smoking on water…
  • Did I ever tell you how I got these scars?
  • What my dog looks like whenever I vacuum…
  • Dr. Seuss’ advice on love
  • Audrey Hepburn/Natalie Portman
  • Look at the dot and wait for it