• My wife’s sense of humor…
  • Let’s eat grandma…
  • College Batman vandalism…
  • Ocean Gangnam Style…
  • My fitness plan…
  • He could really use an iPod
  • Facebook and Twitter are so last century…
  • The only pale Edward who deserves to be loved…
  • Texts from my dog…
  • Smart baby buggy technology
  • That’s not what it means
  • Om nom nom