• Reading my old Facebook statuses…
  • Life is full of surprises…
  • Most annoying day in Facebook history…
  • How to ‘pause’ a cat…
  • It’s like history…
  • No signal
  • Suddenly…
  • Advice from a real lady
  • American English vs British English
  • Barney’s type of feelings
  • This must be a super villain of some sort
  • Five things