• Checkmate, atheists…
  • My new party trick…
  • This restores my faith in humanity…
  • All men are the same
  • Buy two hamsters
  • Whenever I see my boss approaching…
  • Fabulous midgets
  • Joseph Decreaux saw you driving ’round town…
  • My poor childhood…
  • Weird laws
  • Hey, who’s the new guy?
  • My first thoughts when I wake up for school