• The Bruce Lee way…
  • Ain’t nobody got time for legs…
  • Android, is that you?
  • Would you look at that…
  • When I try to be funny…
  • Every time i get into a show…
  • Fix it with duct tape
  • If I fits they said, then I sits they said…
  • Men are simple
  • Telling the truth…
  • I asked Santa…
  • When I find typos in my graded papers