• Texting my boyfriend…
  • The perfect woman according to the Internet…
  • Every time I get to a traffic light…
  • Every time I asked my mom for something…
  • Ferrets wearing turtlenecks
  • Make me a sandwich
  • Sounds familiar…
  • Mom finds letter on daughter’s bed…
  • Not bad + badass…
  • Blue Bird
  • Oh America…
  • Nintendo ad mistakes