• Pick your battles…
  • Mind blowing coincidences…
  • Whenever there’s an alien attack…
  • The reason I turn on the TV…
  • Because your dog needs to look more distinguished…
  • Girl repellent
  • Well damn, Santa…
  • Hey old man, it’s December again…
  • Geek pick-up line
  • Talent with balloons
  • Mom comes home
  • Are we all just sheep?