• The shortest cat story…
  • Dumbo’s Ear Gauges…
  • The definition of ‘having balls’
  • Five minutes
  • Whenever I win an argument with my girlfriend…
  • My handwriting
  • Shakespeare’s bear
  • Yoga poses
  • When you show a friend your crush…
  • Buy a ship…
  • Holy crap, he’s real!
  • These cats know how to party