• Hey, wanna dance?
  • A bit long, but definitely worth the read…
  • When I get invited to a wedding…
  • Chief Wiggum’s flawless logic
  • Flower Shaped Ice Cream
  • The original bed intruder
  • OCD
  • OK, I’m ready
  • 3D Monstrosity
  • A diet done right
  • I’m thinking of buying a monkey…
  • If I had a third arm this would be it’s primary use