• Checking my phone when it’s dark…
  • Nice try, kid
  • I will start to charge for death…
  • I’m awkward either way…
  • Flip Phones…
  • Cat, get down from there, you are not a towel
  • What happens when you put ham on a cat’s face…
  • Painting Shadows
  • Live!
  • What you do when people sing “Happy Birthday” to you
  • My iPhone isn’t working
  • Open at night