• Hug me!
  • Perfect Location…
  • Attractive People…
  • So today at the gym…
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  • Potato, you understand me
  • So I left my pizza for all of 45 seconds…
  • What are you cooking?
  • Arrest one of us…
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  • Oh watermelon…
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