• Why can’t I just drunk text like normal people?
  • Annoying neighbor…
  • I’ll check Wikipedia…
  • Taxi!
  • One of the most epic toys ever created
  • Pretty much the greatest thing ever
  • Not fair, guys
  • Haters gonna ha-
  • 593 cups of water and 2 hours later…
  • Buy a Mac…
  • Business Cat’s office
  • Him! He took my lunchmoney!