• Parking spot just for you…
  • Pretend you are God…
  • Cones of shame are useful for communication…
  • How long it will take…
  • Too much fabulous…
  • What did you just call me?
  • When you have something to live for…
  • How to know who is following you
  • Horton!
  • The right way to pray
  • Spooning
  • Some people have a strange sense of humor…