• Hi, I’m dog, and this is jackass…
  • If you can’t remember it…
  • They shouldn’t be angry…
  • How do I unbake a cake?
  • Not the same without you, Steve…
  • How I do sit ups…
  • What was I thinking?
  • How my girlfriend feels when I wake her up for sex
  • Just to chill…
  • I thought we were friends…
  • Praise the Lord
  • Cuddling positions