• Johnny Depp must be doing something good…
  • As a non football fan, this summarizes my thoughts…
  • I’m done with winter…
  • Genius design: rock the cradle and yourself…
  • Ready to get drunk
  • After you step on your cat’s foot…
  • Oh, the irony…
  • Vegan Zombies
  • Objection: Overdrooled
  • Your PIN number
  • It always worked
  • Faded jeans