• I freaking love this ball!
  • It’s not an excuse…
  • Shut up and take my candy…
  • Lines you wouldn’t hear in a superhero movie…
  • The heat wave is getting worse…
  • The Emancipation Proclamation
  • A photon checks into a hotel…
  • Every single radio station…
  • I am a creationist
  • Liars
  • Alternative win
  • ‘Up’ characters in real life