• So you have swag?
  • Live the dream!
  • Yes Mr. President…
  • Congratulations…. it’s a peanut!
  • Pretty much separated at birth
  • Kurt Cobain. And a kitten.
  • Grandpa, what have you done?
  • Every time I see an ad for my local news…
  • What people remember from “The Simpsons Movie”
  • Insensible Mario
  • Jewish Instrument
  • Wiser words have rarely been spoken