• Every time I hear a Texan say this…
  • My evil plans are coming to fruition…
  • Just this area right here…
  • I built a sand castle
  • Why is six afraid of seven?
  • Jim vs. Dwight
  • We all know one…
  • I thought we were friends…
  • The year 2030
  • Seriously dude, commas
  • Things the Bible bans
  • How I feel about planking