• Every time I say ‘only one…’
  • You have had one of these…
  • How to run away from the police…
  • Asian Dads…
  • She’s so fat…
  • Excuse me Sir, have you seen three cats running by?
  • Peeling onions…
  • High five!
  • A blonde police officer stops a blonde driver
  • What I think about in math class
  • COLD!
  • Truth is treason in the empire of lies