• The most brilliant machine ever invented
  • I don’t care what anybody says…
  • Turn out that light!
  • Bill O’Reilly Logic
  • What happens when you put ham on a cat’s face…
  • Traffic Jam Level: Ducks
  • Every time I forget to do homework…
  • Peggy gets around
  • She thinks the Pepsi Corporation harbors terrorists…
  • Carving Pumpkins? Pffff…
  • “How you doing?”
  • Awkward exhaust pipe