• When I laugh at jokes from the Internet…
  • Most annoying day in Facebook history…
  • I hate the way they scream…
  • Metal fans: Because they’re worth it…
  • They would make billions…
  • I’m ready, Jack.
  • Two minutes before the Abbey Road photograph
  • Why I hate carving pumpkins
  • I see you at the Halloween party, bye
  • I know I’m getting old…
  • Definition of need
  • It’s so hard to hit someone nowadays…