• Can’t even handle me…
  • That was not the problem I was expecting…
  • Swordfishes don’t usually think things through…
  • Anorexia has never been scarier…
  • When the delivery man arrives…
  • If you didn’t have one…
  • Serious mystery
  • Hey wake up, I’m hungry
  • Always choose a lazy person…
  • A child’s imagination
  • Makes total sense…
  • The destruction of my childhood

Which is more important?

13 January, 2012 in Funny Quotes | Comment

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  • Feeling old now?
  • I do this every year…
  • I totally meant to do that…
  • This sun thing…
  • Sometimes the “healthy” lifestyle isn’t all that cracked up
  • Sad Truth
  • Argon walks into a bar.
  • Shower temperature options
  • I jump, you jump
  • Sorry, wrong number…
  • Chimps and Death
  • Quit playin!