• If fire were water…
  • When I get home from work…
  • Wife of the year
  • This guy has had enough
  • No remedy
  • Scumbag Timmy Turner
  • I mean, seriously…
  • Literally
  • Everytime I see The 40 Year Old Virgin…
  • There’s something under my bed…
  • Be optimistic
  • This should be in every kitchen