• Damn you osmosis…
  • Spooning with my wife…
  • Free Pizza…
  • Everyone on Black Friday…
  • Second Place Sucks…
  • Don’t worry, they’re on it…
  • I should have listened…
  • Yoda + Ewok = ?
  • The end of the week
  • End the violence
  • Purchased without proper consent of a loving wife
  • Microwaves only need one button