• Door is locked…
  • Not sure if calm or clam…
  • Meanwhile…
  • You’re in my spot…
  • Best Girlfriend Ever
  • When people can’t spell ‘cologne’
  • I’m on my way…
  • Bliss
  • When I drink Jagermeister…
  • Prevent yourself from crying
  • Using a questions and answers service…
  • Dear Blackberry Auto-Correct