• I gave my daughter dolls and toy cars…
  • Nighttime Space Shuttle Launch
  • Facebook’s Master Troll…
  • If we named animals after the sound they make…
  • I always go for the wrong one first…
  • So sick of the haters…
  • Why I don’t have any friends…
  • So apparently these exist…
  • Hey Batman…
  • Nice to meet you
  • Scumbag Pope
  • Mmmm… Bitburger.