• When it comes down to it…
  • Nothing good can come out of this…
  • Who needs tires anyway?
  • Never ask Steven Seagal the time…
  • When I try to prank someone…
  • Yeah, it’s a chicken…
  • Exam Day…
  • Don’t mess with the Hulk…
  • Washing my socks’ logic
  • It’s not because it’s Monday…
  • Stop wasting precious Facebook megabites
  • Nothing to see here pal, move along…