• Give me the keys…
  • Hiding from wife…
  • Every time I use Wikipedia
  • Like a Panda…
  • I’m not an alcoholic…
  • If you are bullied…
  • Happy pug
  • Can I bring Dave?
  • Text and drive scare tactic
  • When I see someone eating something I really like
  • You my mommy?
  • Without money…