• And you wouldn’t listen…
  • They told me I could be anything I wanted…
  • Don’t be this guy…
  • When you miss your ex…
  • Excuse me, miss…
  • Metric System Vandalism…
  • Suddenly…Stewie
  • Oh, Google Maps…
  • Good Guy Freddie Mercury
  • Sometimes the “healthy” lifestyle isn’t all that cracked up
  • When I look in the mirror…
  • Roommate FYI