• When hope becomes reality…
  • Get a car alarm, they said…
  • Mention good things about beards…
  • Every time I visit the tents aisle…
  • A very delicate procedure
  • Celebrities that look like mattresses
  • Seriously I’m not sleepy, I’m just… *snore*
  • Epic Facebook profile
  • Kanye West philanthropy
  • My favorite…
  • Survival of the fattest
  • Gary! You’re still in uniform!