• More fun than all of you combined…
  • Not anymore…
  • Not yet, little Asian…
  • Your kisses do not please the baby
  • Dumbo got to second base with Katy Perry
  • Welcome…
  • How I plan on spending the day…
  • I need a holiday
  • Lying in bed…
  • Anger management classes
  • America is not at war
  • So this is where Angry Birds come from